you can take the boy outta franga.......

the sky is itchy for real this time

i found these men in the sink and now i miss my bike maybe its the weather or is it the fact that reflections share the same destiny as spokey dokeys?

kwinjuck and the master plan part XII

so with the my religious phase over ive set up my cuboard as a studio and have set to work taking photos for some 80 s cook books just in case kwinjucks time machine is ready before the walls stop dancing

peanuts and wine with the howler monkeys of divinity

after my life changing meeting with the monkey god things where different indeed, everytime i had a beer i could here the monkeys calling, there pull stronger than gravity itself, so i went walking 17days and 14 nights strolling in my double pluggers and i had to eat my own ears at one point as the howling got to much, but then i found them and we danced the dance of the dancers dance and i helped them build a cubby in return for new ears unfortunately bunnings was shut so i had to make jam out of milk crates xx

then i was born again

lifestyles of the wierd and dangerous

ive never been a religous man but after a trip to el salvador things have changed.
i took part in a traditional ritual where 57 regias (the vb of el salvador) are consumed after which time one may go into a trance like state and come in contanct with a higher being. i was sceptical at first but i was one of the chosen ones and the beer drinking monkey god appeared and made me see the light.............................now i understand.

galvanised wardrobe fritters

australia your chicken is ready and whilst you enjoy those succulent chemically enhanced birds one man is patroling the pacific coast of central america with a strut to put the hoff to shame, but its the ninjitsu hes teaching the turtles he finds thats got the locals jittering, but unlike splinter this man is no rodent, far from it in fact although some say he is very dangerous like wet bathroom tiles or the rabid pilchards of kananook creek, but one things for sure as the photographic evidence fit for a court room shows this man is no idiot......

CRIKEY

2 years to the day we took orf on this adventure, i awoke to the news that this modern day noah had wrestled his last croc. R.I.P to this heroic cobber and may the rest of the country follow in the footsteps of the great man.

the highs n lows of home surgery

sorry for the lack of content recently but ive been recovering in a make shift hospital i set up in my rabbit hutch after trying to remove my third nipple with a teaspoon and havnt been well enough to type, but ill bounce back with more adventures soon................after all thats why im the captain!!!!

what is your favourite dining table

this table is one of my favourite to sit around and enjoy a beverage and a bite to eat. i also like other stuff.

cheated not defeated

why did mr wyatt have a second job spruking at myers is a music teachers wage that bad or was he just in love with the microphone?????????

too much gaseosa

the square dancing flies of old have been layed to rest, some remain unduanted by this, others prefare to take a more ubeat aproach but crash and burn in a fountain of sickly sweet purple fizz,
if only he wasnt addicted to the artificialness of the grape flavour then he may still be the president of the blue tac lovers club.......

time is of the essence not unlike vanilla

there is a fine line between insanity and genious those of you who believe i walk this tightrope remember this.....the mind is like an onion and functions best when pickled.
thats why im the captain.

alternative anger therapy

this morning i was chased around the kitchen by my toaster.
finally it broke down trembling.
and confessed its undying love for my goldfish.
but of course i was aware of this.
as it was written in the bread crumbs.