galvanised wardrobe fritters

australia your chicken is ready and whilst you enjoy those succulent chemically enhanced birds one man is patroling the pacific coast of central america with a strut to put the hoff to shame, but its the ninjitsu hes teaching the turtles he finds thats got the locals jittering, but unlike splinter this man is no rodent, far from it in fact although some say he is very dangerous like wet bathroom tiles or the rabid pilchards of kananook creek, but one things for sure as the photographic evidence fit for a court room shows this man is no idiot......

CRIKEY

2 years to the day we took orf on this adventure, i awoke to the news that this modern day noah had wrestled his last croc. R.I.P to this heroic cobber and may the rest of the country follow in the footsteps of the great man.