the highs n lows of home surgery

sorry for the lack of content recently but ive been recovering in a make shift hospital i set up in my rabbit hutch after trying to remove my third nipple with a teaspoon and havnt been well enough to type, but ill bounce back with more adventures soon................after all thats why im the captain!!!!

what is your favourite dining table

this table is one of my favourite to sit around and enjoy a beverage and a bite to eat. i also like other stuff.

cheated not defeated

why did mr wyatt have a second job spruking at myers is a music teachers wage that bad or was he just in love with the microphone?????????

too much gaseosa

the square dancing flies of old have been layed to rest, some remain unduanted by this, others prefare to take a more ubeat aproach but crash and burn in a fountain of sickly sweet purple fizz,
if only he wasnt addicted to the artificialness of the grape flavour then he may still be the president of the blue tac lovers club.......

time is of the essence not unlike vanilla

there is a fine line between insanity and genious those of you who believe i walk this tightrope remember this.....the mind is like an onion and functions best when pickled.
thats why im the captain.

alternative anger therapy

this morning i was chased around the kitchen by my toaster.
finally it broke down trembling.
and confessed its undying love for my goldfish.
but of course i was aware of this.
as it was written in the bread crumbs.