Tuesday, June 06, 2006

alternative anger therapy

this morning i was chased around the kitchen by my toaster.
finally it broke down trembling.
and confessed its undying love for my goldfish.
but of course i was aware of this.
as it was written in the bread crumbs.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are a completet freak lemon!!

Anonymous said...

that was me to lemon . Im bored... but you really are crazy oh my god

Anonymous said...

your losing your mind and Im reaping all the benifits.....

Anonymous said...

Woah I didnt Know it was 11.58 pm ? Im getting the hell out of here. Lost is on tonight and Im going home so might be having a nice bolognaise or shilli con carne which would be annoying cause I made tuna chilli con carne last night!! Except i need your recipe again...

Anonymous said...

And finished with a splice of lemmmmmmmoooon

Anonymous said...

I menat chilli con carne not shilli

Anonymous said...

Morning Lemon just an update i had spag bog last night for dinner which was delicious!! lemon juinior

Anonymous said...

i have heard that consuming large amounts of one litre beer bottles can do strange things to peoples minds . are you able to confirm this.

Anonymous said...

i trust that a wonderful human being such as Bree is wuite safe and secure living in the vicinity of such a raving nut case?

Anonymous said...

lemon....what a nutbag. i too enjoy juggling midgets.

Anonymous said...

I just read somewhere a baby born kenny martin doyle born some years ago was dropped on his head several times as a baby. Could this be true? Or is the man a wack job?

Anonymous said...

blossom taught me how to live, but you teach me how to dance with otters.. ahh ill never forget those moves. guilty feet have got no rythm.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared ..... you're chaperoning my neice!

Anonymous said...

That'd be niece ...... see, I'm rattled!!

Anonymous said...

ligroin - solvent derived from petroleum. Does drinking this make you a lignoid?